DAY 229 (I do have PMS and GPS..!!)

So I read this somewhere ...
"I have PMS and GPS which means I will find you and I will kill you !! "
...and I was like "Exactlyyy!!!"


Its completely impossible to explain this situation. Forget about guys. Even girls can't understand each other during this time. On this sentence of mine, one of my guy-friend once said "Nothing is impossible. Even impossible says I AM POSSIBLE".
Well....we don't talk now!


So, basically we females are irritated in this phase. That might be just the gist of it. Are we really irritated? We don't know yet. But we do search for irritation. We search it in random things. We search it in anything. All the stuff happening around us is happening just to irritate us..is what we believe.


And god forbid if its an occasion during that time. Birthday, anniversary, new year, festival. We might just go global then! The silly part is that people will wonder what is wrong with this female? And we will be like...Dude seriously?? You don't know yet ?


Why god why ...we wonder all the time? We are going through this and still coming to office and guys are having cold for which they are on sick leave. Why everything is on our head? We give birth to a baby, we go through this shit and on top of it and we are treated as out-castes during festivals! Really? Ask your lord why he did this to us?


On me saying this, some of my intellectual friends would actually start explaining me the biological/scientific reason so as to explain why it actually happens!! Well...I don't have any such intellectual friends also now!


There is no answer of what I have blabbered and I might regret typing this shit after a week. But well...I guess regretting is better than killing someone !

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