DAY 249 (To the traveller aunties....)

To all those aunties on airports and railway stations...

I don't know what you see in us that you can stare at us without blinking for hours. It doesn't matter if we are seeing off someone or travelling ourselves. You will judge us by our clothes, our physique, who we are with, how we are behaving and god forbid if we hug or kiss someone while seeing off you will file an FIR against us at the back of your mind. You make us more uncomfortable than those lafangey ladkey of roadside because atleast we know the reason of their attention. For what hell of a purpose you are staring at our asses, I have no clue. And then when there is a queue, please understand that it will move. What power comes inside you which makes it necessary to punch us by your 15kgs elbows (each) to win a race which is actually not a race. For an airbus which will hardly take 2-3 minutes to drop you at the plane, you fight by literally wrestling us down and get a seat. If you are fit enough to wrestle and injure us, you are definitely fit enough to stand for 2-3 minutes. The free stuff that you get in good trains or airplanes is free for a genuine reason. It is not free so that you collect few kgs of it and distribute it to wherever the hell you are going. And for god's sake we have no interest in that aloo ka paratha that you are carrying for your lunch. All we are worrying about is you don't drop that oil on our head or luggage. No matter how many times you have gone through a security check-in in your life, in order to come first in the check-in line, you will always forget to keep your mobile phone or something else under x-ray. You are asked to go back multiple times but you continue to fight over the topic that you were first in the line everytime.
So please...stop staring at us, stop wondering whether whom I am with is my husband,boyfriend or brother. Don't you worry about what I am wearing while travelling as I am sure it won't change my clothes. And please stop that stupid mind-f***ing elbowing thing!


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